im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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