halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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