so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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