Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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