So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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