wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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