Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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