I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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