did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
