we're blogging at a bar
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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