evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
We got so high we made milksteak
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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