Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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