he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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