you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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