Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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