No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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