i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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