Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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