I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Thank you for not boning my boss.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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