hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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