Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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