problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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