you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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