It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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