dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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