i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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