More tranny stories later!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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