We won't sleep together?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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