YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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