oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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