You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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