According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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