I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
