All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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