I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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