he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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