is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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