so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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