She said her name was "party"
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
