Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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