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i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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