are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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