..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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