LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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