are you so shy because you have an std?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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