these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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