You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
where are my eyebrows?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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