I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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