I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just high enough for therapy.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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