I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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