Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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