i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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