Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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