He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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